Hello and welcome!

If this is your first visit to Kim’s website, you are in store for months of pleasantly passing time! Live vicariously through Kim. (Not the Kim that we are all bored to death with. You know, the one who is a celebrity because her Dad isn’t a celebrity.) If you are a woman, Kim is the woman you have always wanted to be. And if you’re a man, Kim is the woman you have always wanted to be with.

First a few rules:

1. We who are members of this elite club refer to our club as KFC. (Not that KFC!)

2. We don’t mind hurting the feelings of idiots. (KFCer’s get to decide who is an idiot.)

3. We try to be superficial at all times, but occasionally we may be profound. (Accidents do happen and we at KFC are not responsible.)

4. If you follow Kim regularly you may find yourself a happier, smarter, more beautiful person. Don’t be surprised if your libido skyrockets and your weight plummets. (Results may vary.)

So visit often, participate in our blogs and most importantly stay bougie. (No not the kind of bougie you stick down an esophagus or urethra to dilate it.)